He has red spots all over his inner thighs, chest, and even his happy-fun part. His chest and armpits are red with dried bloody scabs. & the barret; we can’t forget the goddamn barret.
He looks miserable…
So +1 entertains him with her hand to distract him from the itching. It only worked for 2 minutes and her hand came out torn and bloody-
So he gets a nice long shower & some allergy medication.
Life is a little bit better..
Grover loves to lavish himself in many a sins on a daily basis. One being that he loves to be rubbed all over like a turkey basting in butter-
He also indulges in hoarding many toys for his own pleasure.
He especially loves to steal milk and cake from other people, as evidenced by his milk theft from SangSoo the Korean Giraffe-
At the end of it all, he lays around looking like he’s the coolest cat in town.
He is everyone’s 2013 New Years Confess-olution.
Turkey Day is a day to rest and pig out for us. Oh, and also to be thankful for what we have. +1 is thankful for Grover.
Grover gets especially excited because he gets to eat a lot of turkey. On today’s menu- rump roast..
Seasoned couch potato;.
And an even more seasoned food beggar;
Time to dress to the nines and charm our way into a turkey meal;
Midnight snacks in bed are what +1 is all about. Grover tries to get in on the action, but nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger.
So he settled for his catnip toy..Of course, he stole it which is why the toy is still in its wrapper;
Grover is a very interesting dog to take around in the car. While running errands, Grover slinked into +1’s purse, even though it was on the floor of the car. Grover never goes down there, he must’ve been really sick of being left in the car all alone..+1 left him in the car anyhow.
He also does this weird thing to his furdaddy’s arm when they’re driving. Grover wasn’t allowed to do this when being chauffeured in the miata. Grover is probably making up for all those times he had no head rest while driving in the 2 seater yaba daba doo car;
And now for a belly rub and sleep.
Grover is so hipster. First, he walks around with sun doggles on at night with a partial “i dont give a bullyshtick” smirk on his face;
Then he does Ray Charles impressions;
Then he ‘borrows’ from corporate +1’s stash. Way to stick it to the household’s top 1%-er. Of course he leaves the evidence behind to say “eff you” to her. What is his message here- ripping the eyes out of the cute toy?;
He rubs his shlong on things with no shame- free love for all;
He bums rides and does a sit-in protest until +1 takes him to that hipster gastropub that just opened up with a 3 month waitlist;
At the end of it all Grover faithfully lays next to +1 because she is feeling very ill;
Oh shit, what’s that we hear????…….
It’s thunder. A couple days ago we were hit with on-and-off thunderstorms throughout the day. Grover was so scared he burrowed himself under +1’s blanket. Also, +1’s ass emits a lot of heat.
Then Grover did it AGAIN! He tried to fit himself into +1’s tiny purse. We think he may have a self-image issue.
Poor guy, he thinks he’s inside the purse and ready to go.